According to the Chinese zodiac, I am a rooster. But what the placemats at the Chinese restaurants in the US don’t tell you is that not all years are the same. Each of these figures represents a generation of roosters. The ones wearing red towels indicate this should be a year of conflict. My guy is the one in the back right, so this should be an interesting year. I’m supposed to wear red myself as much as I can to help keep away the conflict. It’s not uncommon among the locals to even invest in red undergarments…